Poems written by pupils in the lesson of EAL


My horrible family

by Kristýna Dvořáčková and Veronika Valtonen

 

I like my grandma

But she has “revma”

She has got two best friends

They have ostrich brains

But very cool friends

They eat as hyenas

They like bananas

 

           

I don´t like my granddad

Because he is bad

He can´t have a rest

That´s why he is depressed

 

My sister is little

And she drinks out of the bottle

Her eyes are big

And she looks like a pig

Her name is Daisy

And she is a bit crazy

 

My brother´s name is Benny

And he is my enemy

He isn´t normal

“Tidy your room,

It smells as fume!

But his clothes are warm.

 

I like my aunt

But she´s as large as ant

She has got a son

He looks like the Sun

He has got a dirty room

Because he hasn´t got a broom.

 

I like my stepsister

but she has got a blister

this is my second sister

and she is a good listeners

she is very old

and her arms very cold

 

I have son-in.law

He has got a big jaw

My sister is in love with him

And she is very slim

 

My second aunt

Has one plant

It is big

It is a fig

She hasn´t got a man

But she is a big fan

 

I have a step-brother

And he has godmother

He is very neat

But he doesn´t eat meat

He hasn´t got a friend

And this is good bend

 

Our family is crazy

My memories are hazy

Because I had concussion

And we have percussion

I love flower

And I am allergic to flour…….

 


MY PET

I HAVE GOT A PET

IT HAS GOT A NICE HEAD.

IT DOES NOT WEAR A HAT

IT IS MY LITTLE CAT.

 

FRIEND KEN

I DON´T KNOW

WHERE IS MY PEN

BUT MY FRIEND KEN

KNOWS WHERE AND WHEN

I´LL GIVE HIM SOME JAM

 

BAD THING

Your food is flat

And it is bad

Your shoes are red…

You must go to bed!

 

SMILE

 

SHE HAS GOT A LOT OF MONEY

WHEN SHE SMILES, IT IS SUNNY

AND SHE ALSO LIKES GERMANY.

 

Our short poem

by Kačka Hobzová and Zuzka Valtonen

 


I´m a member

it´s my number

call me maybe

my little baby

I was in Africa

And I have “pudlíka”

I have a cactus

I have high status

I have a phone

I like a bone

This is and

The happy end…


 

Sleeping Beauty

by Lukáš Adam

 

I see Sleeping Beauty

But I can´t kiss her

I am not waking duty

But I am big “cur”

 

My MUM

by Jan Čermák

 

My Mum is a princess

She is very nice

 

My Mum has a beautiful smile

But just for a short while

 

She has a famous style

She is my favourite Mum.